Reverend Celestine proposes a nationwide fast and ablution for 7 days without food.
They're doing it out of loyalty.
They don't want to see Sire conned,
so they took the liberty of warning Sire.
Sire, Highness, please understand.
Once I get on the throne,
the country will belong to you and me.
Fa is now a prostitute at Fa Yim Lau.
What? My wife is a prostitute?
You don't want to live?
Hurry up...something good at Fa Yim Lau...
What is it?
Wow, so pretty!
Honey?.
It really is Fa...
Honey, why are you selling yourself short?
Honey...
If you want a wife, go to the matchmaker.
She's my wife. Her name is Tao Fa.
Ask her to come out.
Yan Mei-leung is our number one courtesan.
She's not at your beck and call.
Yan Mei-leung?
Brother Sap-kau, why so quiet?
Not as quiet as your Fa Yim Lau.
I am here for fun. Get me your best wine.
Yes.
Gentlemen, make yourselves at home.
Lechers! What for?
Beauty is just skin deep.
One man's meat is another man's poison.
We're here to verify her identity only.
It's said Fa Yim Lau got her from Huizhou with no expenses spared.
It's her debut tonight.
She is loaded. She comes to work in a brothel just for fun.
This is outrageous.
It's no big deal. You can stop.
Who else wants to give it a try?
Let me...
It's a prostitute's job to entertain patrons
How come it's the other way round?
It's Tao Fa's gimmick.
Cheung-sing, you sure it's not mistaken identity?
How can you tell it's Fa through a screen?
There is a way...if we have the will.
Do it as planned.
Mei-leung, I love you...
If I can impress you, I can spend the night with you?
I never go back on my word.
Gentlemen, my performance is...reunion.
Buddies...come on...
Fairy...
Fa?
You have gone too far. please leave the stage.
This is sabotage! I knew you had an agenda.
What? Something's gotta give before there's a reunion.
It makes perfect sense.
See? They all enjoyed it.
Please.
Your turn.
What are you going to perform?
I don't mean to perform here.
Then why come on stage?
I am here to show my sincerity.
The money notes and the Peach Blossom Grove deed are all I am worth.
Many are willing to give up a fortune for me.
I top his offer with 3000 taels.
I top his with a mansion.
I have money.
You don't care about money.
What about life?
I am willing to give up my life for a night with you.
Walk your talk.
You really mean it?.
You really will give up your life just to sleep with me?
You can do whatever you like with me.
To show my sincerity, I'll cut off an arm.
But why?
If it's not enough, I throw in a leg.
Stop it! You won.
Honour your word.
Of course.
I won!
Sap-kau. Yes!
It's a trick.
Cut it out! The bedchamber please.
Sir, may I know your name?
Tao Fa...
I really am Yan Mei-leung.
Please, I know I was wrong.
Go back to Peach Blossom Grove with me.
Let go of me!
I won't...
Tao Fa knows no martial arts.
I have been a practitioner for twenty years
Few can fight me.
My parents died early.
I was brought up by Big Brother Miu of Hexi
I have my way with men.
Yan Mei-leung is all feminine allure with a haughty smile.
Tao Fa is tomboyish with a goofy smile.
You two are of such different feel. How come you look so much alike?
If you don't believe me,
have someone go to Hexi or Huizhou to check things out.
I don't think it's necessary.
I have sparred with you, I can tell.
Men are all fickle-hearted.
But you are loyal to your wife.
It's her loss if she doesn't come back to you.
You don't know.
Sometimes being childless is a blessing.
How did you know?
You were really drunk that night. That's why you can't recall a thing.
You were chivalrous but too drunk,
so I had to do it myself
Seeing that you were so drunk I saw you home.
You held your dog tight the whole night.
Tao Fa...don't go...
I don't mind losing the baby.
I don't mind being childless.
But I am not whole without you.
Please don't go...
Let go of me first...
You'll leave once I let go of you.
Buddy...
I am sorry. I took you for Tao Fa.
I have seen my share of unfaithful men,
It's the first time I came upon a loyal one.
Since you and I are in each other's destiny
Iet me give you a good time tonight.
I am here because I thought you were my wife.
Well, excuse me!
My young mistress is willing to serve you.
You should thank heaven for that.
Instead, you want to go?
In which way is she inferior to your wife?
There are countless women around,
but I only care for mine.
Sorry if I have offended you.
This is what makes you stand out.
It's not my style to bend others to my will.
Excuse me.
Puppy...
What? You don't like this name?
If Puppy is not cool enough for you,
what about Leopard?
So you like it?
Leopard, come on over.
This is my wife's scent.
You have a sharp nose.
Help find her for me.
Yes, just sniff.
Don't be silly. The dog can't answer you.
Don't bother with him. Go play.
That woman can't be Tao Fa.
It seems she has a history.
Thank heaven she's not Tao Fa.
Then go to Wuzhou to look for her.
This's what I have in mind.
Once Old Ghost's back from his leave,
I can go back to my home town to look for my wife.
Wan-ling and Tao Fa were close.
How come she didn't join us?
She said she's occupied.
Her absence I can understand.
What's strange is that Tai-lik's not here.
Now we are at it,
he has been coming home to the Bureau late
and he looks so pleased.
He has been out with Wan-ling?
Oh yes, one time I saw them coming back almost at the same time.
A girl staying out so late! You as her brother should give her a talking to.
Last time I caught Tai-lik red-handed,
I am sure he's got horny.
You're letting your sister loose.
This sneaking out will lead to knocking up.
What are you talking about?
Don't let your imagination go wild.
No snickering.
It's your fault!
You should have said "yes" to Tai-lik.
You are being unreasonable!
Tai-lik has put me behind.
And what's wrong of them being together?
They are both single.
It's just not right.
I find it alright. Why should you care?
The fault lies with you.
You wouldn't let Wan-ling and I become a pair.
Ngau Tai-lik has nothing to recommend.
He's a thief! He's ugly and puny.
Take it easy. We don't know the truth.
We are here to drink.
Come on, to my reunion with Tao Fa!
Cheers...
Pak-nin, how's the fake coin case going?
We got some men, but they wouldn't tell who the mastermind is.
See? I told you your method would alert them.
You wouldn't use a snitch, so we have no clues.
I don't need you to tell me how to conduct an investigation.
I was just tossing out some ideas. Take it easy.
My old arm injury is troubling me again.
I have to take ten days off.
But we have a pile of cases.
Ten days off?.
Then who is going to tackle them?
You are the acting commissioner.
It's your job to solve problems.
Is there anything else?
I need to go to the physician. Excuse me.
Going away just like that!
Obviously he can't stand Cheung-sing playing acting commissioner.
Well, acting is close to playing permanent.
No wonder he's upset.
Mind your words.
Chuen-kung, when will Sire see us?
With Adjustment Commissioner Cheung Tan's corruption case,
we can't do anything without Sire's authorisation.
He used to summon me every ten days.
But now, even if I asked for an audience, he would just ignore it.
Sire's so entranced by that Celestine.
He must have been a fox in his previous life.
You won't believe it, that quack Celestine still has some humanity left.
He had his gravely ill mentor taken to the monastery for recuperation.
Mentor?
Yes, he taught Celestine the illusion tricks.
His name's changed to Vanitas after joining the order.
Maybe he can help us call out Celestine.
Oh, where's Senior?
Oh, the buns are still warm.
He left without finishing them? What a waste.
I need to take a trip. Don't worry about me.
The writing was rushed. His clothes are all here..
He must have left in a hurry.
I think we came too late. He's taken away.
These are Vanitas' works?
Yes, Senior wrote his cultivation down for other people's benefit.
Could we take them back to Phecda with us?
Feel free to do so.
Thank you.
Mau, you can go back after you have wrapped them up.
I am needed elsewhere.
I am counted out again?
It's personal. It has nothing to do with you.
You just go back.
Hok Lap Academy?
The gigolo gang is back?
Ma'am, this used to be Yuk Luk Academy. How come it's now Hok Lap Academy?
Yuk Luk was a scam.
Hok Lap is different.
It's now being hosted by poet Li Bai's 18th generation disciple.
He's very accomplished.
Thank you.
It's otherworldly.
Good! You have made great progress with the flute.
I am sure poetry making won't be a problem to you.
Heaven to earth, rain to wind,
Iand to sky...
Big versus small, female to male,
mahjong to board game!
A novel comparison.
Bright moonlight in front of the bed,
give me a new line.
Lovesickness has had me grounded.
I raised my head to look at the moon.
Moon? Then I bowed to light the sandalwood incense.
Good, you are bright indeed.
It's not a dream for you to pass the imperial exams.
Teacher, I am here to learn from you just to impress the girl I love.
I've drawn a portrait.
Please comment on it.
Oh...
I feel thirsty. Let me go out for some water.
No wonder you've been busy.
So you are here improving yourself.
You thought I was out stealing?
I never doubted you had turned a new leaf.
Though Chuen-kung is a bit snobbish,
you are so hardworking, he'll be touched.
Why should I touch him?
You don't think...
You think I have a crush on him?
I don't care for men.
Love me, love my dog.
He is Wan-ling's elder brother.
What "love me, love my dog"?
You think I have a crush on Wan-ling?
Others can get me wrong, but not you.
Why?
I find Wan-ling a good girl.
You two have been acting strangely.
You two went back to the Bureau almost at the same time.
I do find you two make a pretty pair.
What pretty pair? What almost at the same time?
I've just been studying till late.
I am not out of my mind. I am not interested in that fatso.
You are the one I am in love with.
Look...
No snickering, it's not that bad, right?
You can't tell? It's you.
Mau...I have not given up hope.
You said I stank, that I was once a thief,
that I was illiterate.
I took those words to heart.
I told myself: I must become a man you can look up to.
You really are a rascal,
I am ashamed to have you as a colleague.
You stink!
With a mouth more foul too.
You are an adept in foul language.
A nimble thief?. Tell me about it.
A veteran...Iecher!
Wrong spelling again.
Projectile, not porcupine!
So I decided to go back to school,
to pick up all the arts.
It's not worth it.
For my love, it's totally worth it.
But I still miss Yam Man.
If you still miss him, then put a hook on your heart.
I'll wait for you,
I'll work hard to change your heart.
I'll get you hooked on me.
What will you do?
I don't have a dashing look.
Amazing talent? Not from me either.
But I do have a helluva heart.
I will fend off the elements for you,
I'll carry you on my back.
Whoever bullies you can expect a good beating up from me.
If you are not happy,
I can be your punching bag.
So I got a laugh from you?
I hope that one day, you will miss me instead of Yam Man.
Tai-lik...
Oh yes, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming.
It's a day for reunion.
Why don't we go for boating and some poetic time?
You don't have to say "yes" yet.
As it's said, "failure is the mother of success".
"Saying no is the father of saying yes."
I'll wait for you here that day.
Tai-lik... Yes?
How come I find you a changed man?
Changed man? Do you like it?
It's not you without gang talk.
Some words would still slip through.
Really? Which ones?
When I said I had...heart.
Helluva heart!
Hush...
Helluva heart!
Cut it out.
But let me say it once again.
I can't contain myself anymore...
Helluva heart!
Stop it... Alright...
How long do we still have to wait?
The sun is going down now.
Commander Chu, Sire is occupied.
Just a moment more.
Oh, there is flute playing and music.
Sire sure is very busy.
It's luscious and corrupts the mind.
I have to see Sire.
There is such a gorgeous dancer in the palace?
Sire, this is Consort Yuen. She has just come to the palace.
So svelte and nimble. She must be a beauty.
The State Teacher has read her fortune.
He said she'd bring good fortune to her husband and sons.
I have not spent a night with her yet.
Sire, Commander Chu asks for an audience.
They have been waiting for two hours.
I want some private time with Consort Yuen.
Sire, business comes first.
You are excused.
May I be excused.
Not so soon...
Sire, Empress Dowager, greetings.
What is it about? Be quick.
The Phecda Bureau has many cases waiting for authorisation,
One is about Adjustment Commissioner Cheung Tan.
He is charged with corruption in the Yellow River irrigation project.
Sire, please read it.
Take it here...
Sire, I need to brief you on the fake coin case,
and gang bullies in Jiangxi...
Done, take them back.
What now, Kung?
Sire, you said you wanted to be a just ruler with popular support.
But the words were forgotten once they were said.
It really hurts me.
Get to the point.
Allow me to be frank.
You now don't look like a just ruler at all.
You are on the track to be an incompetent ruler who'd lose his reign!
How dare you insult Sire?
I'll speak my mind even if it means losing my head!
Sire, since Reverend Celestine had your ear,
you've been obsessed with talismans or miracles
and you've forgotten about the people!
The State Teacher proposed general fasting
because he wanted the people to cleanse their souls.
You are obstinate and refuse to see it.
Taoist fasting is for self-cultivation and introspection.
Now it has caused social unrest and the people's uproar.
As said in the Diamond Sutra:
If one perceives me in forms, if one listens for me in sounds,
this person practises a deviant path and cannot see the Tathagata.
You mean me and Mother are both blind?
I have seen my share of people.
I can tell a quack when I see one.
You can tell a genuine sage by his benevolent vibe.
Celestine is neither a monk nor a Taoist.
He harbours ill intent, Sire!
You keep smearing the State Teacher. I can't stand it anymore!
The Phecda Bureau is loyal to Sire!
That gives you a free rein to stir up trouble?
Sire, Reverend Celestine's background is not known.
Be on the alert.
You crashed the conferment ceremony and smeared the State Teacher.
I was generous and forgave you about it.
But give you an inch and you want a mile...
Oh no...
Sire, the State Teacher hanged himself...
How come? Let's go to the Ching Muk Monastery.
Let me go with you... Alright...
Sire...
Sire...Iet me have a look.
Don't touch me...
Sire, you may have hurt your back.
Let me have a look.
The State Teacher hanged himself.
You're happy now?
Oh yes, don't come to the palace without my summoning.
Sire, be careful...
Sire, Empress Dowager here!
Sire, greetings!
State Teacher, why?.
I have failed you. I am too ashamed to be alive.
State Teacher had spent three days and nights getting Sire an oracle.
Get up first...
Get up...
Thank you, Sire.
State Teacher, what does the oracle day?
Heaven's plans are not to be revealed.
State Teacher, I am the son of heaven.
I'll survive any danger. Just tell me.
The oracle...is a bad omen.
Sire...you will not survive 40.
You mean my days are numbered?
A funeral when 28 years old,
ushering in a new era and prosperity.
Oh, it's the year brother died.
What about the coming of the end?
The Year of the Horse means bidding goodbye.
What does that mean?
Sire, it will be the Year of the Horse when you turn 40.
What?
The horse is your bane! Stay away from it.
You mean I shouldn't ride?
Or exile courtiers born in the Year of the Horse?
No, the horse doesn't mean the zodiac horse.
It means the surname Ma, horse, Ma Chuen-kung.
What?
Sire, Ma Chuen-kung is your counteracting force.
No wonder you fell just now. Ma Chuen-kung is your bane!
How could that be? We grew up together. No way.
So he's your counteracting bane!
The Zhao family is jinxed or what?
My son died young, now Sire...
State Teacher, you have to help Sire survive it.
To reverse Sire's fortune, you have to take a leaf from the First Emperor of Qin.
Make elixir.
I know about that.
But the First Emperor of Qin still died in Shaqiu.
He sent Xu Fu to go to Arcadia with 3,000 virgin girls and boys,
to be infused with ether for the elixir making.
When the elixir was done, Xu Fu got greedy and took it himself.
But he's not destined to be emperor.
It's too much for him.
What he did shook heaven and earth.
Xu Fu and the 3,000 girls and boys died in a landslide.
First Emperor of Qin didn't get his elixir and so he died.
Sire, if you don't want to die,
get virgin boys and girls for the elixir.
By the grace of heaven, here's my decree:
Reverend Celestine has presented me with an elixir formula.
To make the elixir, the vibe of 3,000 virgin boys and girls is required.
May my wish be carried out.
Officer...
How pitiful...
It's heartbreaking...
Freeze...
Rascal, your massage is quite soothing, not bad at all.
It's good I am too old for elixir making.
Or you can kiss this treatment goodbye.
If they know you are still a virgin,
you'll be taken away.
I have long lost my virginity.
A leopard can never change its spots. Spare me the boasting.
Uncle Kwai, don't worry,
Big Brother will help you.
Big Boss, please help Siu-yu.
They mean to take her away for the elixir making.
Why don't you marry her?
What?
She's just eight years old.
Indeed...
The officers will soon be here.
If she's not married, she's doomed.
She'll be taken away.
Wai, Meng, you two be a spot, just marry her.
Wong Kwai, where can you go? Hand your daughter over.
Father, I am scared.
Take it easy.
You have to get her from my cold dead hands.
It's Sire's decree, you can't say "no".
Get her! Yes!
No...
Stop! This is my turf, I dare you to touch her!
Father, you are a real man.
Hung Fung, you dare defy Sire's decree?
Siu-yu is my family, I am behind her!
Scared?
She is...
My daughter-in-law.
Hung Sap-kau is her husband?
She's betrothed to him before she's born.
She went through the wedding ceremony with him right after she's born.
My men were all invited to that.
Yes.
Siu-yu is Mrs Hung. She's not a virgin.
Yes, I am her husband.
Our love is steadfast.
You mean to press-gang a married woman?
That will nullify the effort.
Can you bear the consequence?
Can you?
Stop glaring and go.
Go away...
You'll see!
Let's go.
Get lost... Get lost...
You gave me a scare.
Big Boss, Sap-kau, you are my benefactors. My obeisance...
Come on...
Brother Sap-kau, thank you.
Siu-yu, let go first.
It's a drastic measure for a drastic situation.
Don't take it seriously.
I already have my dream girl,
I'll be loyal to her forever.
Now go back to your father.
Kwai, you two be my houseguests till it blows over.
Thank you, Big Boss.
Help us, Big Boss...
Hold it!
Father, I didn't know our Dragon Gang brothers are prolifiic breeders.
So I'll have to marry dozens of wives and concubines?
Girls are easy to shelter.
What about the boys?
It just won't do.
But we can't let them be taken away from their families.
Son, it's easy to help one, but not 3,000.
I don't mind losing my own life.
But what if Sire takes on the Dragon Gang?
I won't be able to stand up for half a day.
You are right, saving one after another means taking on Sire. It means death.
Big Boss, please...help my son...
There is a non-government pharmacy committed to compiling a collection of prescriptions?
It's an eye-opener indeed.
It's one of late Sire's benefiicial policies.
Only through compilation of prescriptions can medicine be passed on.
It's a sign of the times.
The elixir story doesn't make sense.
It means evil is prevailing.
Get out of the way. Get lost!
Over our dead bodies.
Take them away!
Evil is prevailing...
Bro, don't stick a finger into it.
Wan-ling, martial arts practitioners have to be chivalrous.
You have already ruffled Sire. Now you want to take on him?
Even unarmed scholars have the courage to fight.
How can I turn a blind eye?
Taking on Sire means death!
Better be dead than living in shame.
I can't let Sire go on the wrong path.
Save your own skin first.
Wan-ling, you are a fan of Yam Man.
If he witnessed it, he too would stand up to it.
He too would put it over his own life.
But you are my brother.
Your brother belongs to the country. Do you understand?
There's no country without families.
Cultivate oneself, run the family, country and the world.
I have been working hard. It's to serve my country.
Song has invented printing.
Our shipbuilding, sailing and medicine have made great progress.
These didn't come easy.
If we only care for saving our own skin,
our heritage will be destroyed,
and restoration will remain just a dream.
You had led a wandering life,
you didn't know what it meant by family or country.
Father is no longer around.
Let me teach you what it means by sacrificing for the greater good.
Not a moment too soon. We are wanted.
Nice repellent sachet, from Wan-ling?
Yes. Her needlework surprised me.
She sure loves you.
Who knew? Dragon Gang is now a safe haven.
They are all victims who have lost their kids. They need our help.
Cheung-sing, you have to plead to Sire.
He has closed the door on us. We can't plead to him.
Chu Cheung-sing, you mean to turn a blind eye to this?
Sire refuses to listen. There's nothing he could do.
We all want to right the wrong, but we don't know how.
Let's all disguise as Yam Man to get them out.
Right, Dragon Gang is big in number,
together with the Bureau's maneuver,
we can get the kids back.
Right.
We are talking about 3,000 kids, you think it can be done in secret?
Calm down.
The Phecda Bureau was appointed by Sire. Direct confrontation means revolt.
We are against an incompetent emperor only.
We're not overthrowing Song.
Indeed, now people's resentment is high.
Shouldn't you join the right side?
What nerve! A gang is urging the Phecda Bureau to revolt?
Don't you frame us!
Dragon Gang is standing up to injustice. We are for the people and the country.
Commander Chu...no...Acting Commissioner,
you've been too close with gangsters already
Now you're having them here for a discussion?
It's too unbecoming!
I just wanted to seek their opinions. What's wrong with that?
If you insist on colluding with this motley crew, you will ruin the Bureau.
You don't have to care for your own life or reputation.
Just don't turn others into rebels!
Don't you worry!
The Phecda Bureau has total loyalty to Sire.
Chu Cheung-sing, I thought you had a conscience,
but you have fed it to the dogs.
I was wrong about you!
What a coward!
Father, count him out!
Let's go! Yes!
You are smart. Let me see how you can turn things around.
Information on the fake coin case.
Some biting words.
A man shouldn't be so petty.
He means to drive us against the wall.
What should we do now?
Cheung-sing, say something.
How would I know?
I can't think.
I said I shouldn't be commissioner.
Uncle Hung has a point. Pak-nin isn't wrong either.
Do you get it?
I am torn.
Brother Leopard...
I don't think you get it.
No hugging. No carrying.
That's your penalty.
What now?
Hey...
You beast...
Leopard...
Leopard....
Cheers...
Rascal puppy, making a scene here?
Mister Chu, coming for your wife?
Mei-leung has no time for you.
Leopard...This is my dog.
Yours?
Sorry...
You rascal, visiting a brothel?
Mister Chu, my mistress wants you.
Leave the dog to me.
Ruilu wine from Qulin of Guangxi. It's very mellow. Care to try it?
It's from Censor Chin. It's too good for me.
Even high officials are courting you. You really are somebody.
Could you help me with this endgame?
You were twice married.
Both your late husbands came from well-connected families.
What a pity they both died young.
Then you joined the number one brothel in Jiangnan and become a popular courtesan.
Your patrons are all somebodies.
Changsha Gang and Donghai Gang were foes,
but you could make them sit down for a talk.
Commander of the Bureau of Military Affairs didn't trust women,
but he too has fallen for you.
Mister Chu, you are finally interested in me.
You asked me to check you out. You really are somebody.
All men fall for me.
But you are immune to my charm.
Cut it out.
You don't make money from selling yourself.
You make money from selling intelligence.
It's just the tip of the iceberg.
I love making friends,
none more so than Commander Chu of the Phecda Bureau.
You knew who I was.
It's a setup. I lost.
It's indeed an endgame for risk-taking men.
It may look like a chance encounter,
but you had every step planned.
What's your purpose of making my acquaintance?
You don't have to care who I am.
Your priority is the 3,000 kids.
You are torn but clueless.
You have a way to take on the State Teacher?
That depends on how much you are willing to pay.
The name Phecda Bureau already means a lot.
But you took the wrong first step as seeing me as your foe.
That has led you to a dead end.
You set me up for the first move.
It's called luring out the snake.
Luring out?
Chuen-kung used to take Sire out of the palace.
One thing has captivated him.
I know what to do now.
You could easily grasp it.
You are smart indeed.
The endgame is done.
Sire, your cultivation has made great progress.
With the elixir, you will become a deity.
For my own accomplishment, 3,000 kids have to leave their family for Arcadia.
It does give me qualms.
The people want to complete you.
They're doing it willingly.
We have already gathered 2,000 kids.
The elixir has popular support.
I have had supplies sent to the boat.
You have to ensure the sailing is safe.
Pick an auspicious date for sailing.
I'll do it right away.
Thank you indeed.
On Boy, summon Consort Yuen over.
I want to appreciate the flowers with her...
Yim-yim took my breath away!
Heung-heung is equally captivating.
I can't wait to watch them...
I'll bet 10 taels on Yim-yim.
Sire...
What's so exciting?
What are you hiding?
Be honest with Sire.
Fo Yim-yim versus Yuk Law-heung
What nerve! You're gambling?
Sire, forgive us.
It's just for fun.
I want nothing more than watching Fo Yim-yim and Yuk Law-heung fight.
They really are out of retirement?
Yes, Sire, it's the main attraction of tonight's combat.
Sire, what is that?
It's wrestling.
I had the luck of watching them fight.
It's earth-shattering.
Every move drew my breath away.
Oh...the disrobing, their naked bodies....
Every move made my heart pound.
Disrobing...naked bodies?
On Boy! Yes!
Get ready for my going out incognito.
Right away...
Fo Yim-yim... Yuk Law-heung...
Come on...buy a flag for rooting.
Ten pennies for a pair of clapping sticks...
Fo Yim-yim... Yuk Law-heung...
Sire...Master, what a mixed crowd. Maybe we should leave!
Don't be such a chicken.
Back then with Chuen-kung...
we each had a pair of clapping sticks,
and a stick of candied apples as well.
It was so much fun.
Will he come here?
We are each other's bane. We are no longer friends.
That won't happen again.
Get the ticket before they are sold out.
Get one...
Give me two, please.
Two...
Whatever the price.
It's the view that counts.
View...these two have great view.
With a whistle thrown in.
Let's enjoy it to the full.
Wait for me...
Yuk Law-heung...Fo Yim-yim...
Give way...
Sir, a great view here.
It really is good.
We can see their every move.
Every inch of their skin...
Fo Yim-yim...Yuk Law-heung...
Ladies and gentlemen,
the most exciting fight ever is about to begin!
Let's welcome Colossal Column Fo Yim-yim and Mighty Diamond Yuk Law-heung!
Heung-heung, Yim-yim, I missed you!
Si...Master, how could you be exited by two slaps of fat?.
Exited? Excited!
Wrestling is an exhibition of strength.
The fighters, their stance, the squat,
the lifts, the push and pull...
just watching them makes your heart pound and your palms sweat!
The wrestling begins...
Heung-heung...root for them...
Heung-heung...
No Heung-heung for you.
You root for Yim-yim.
Kung and I each rooted for one opponent.
Heung-heung...
Yim-yim...
Heung-heung...
Just shut up and be quiet!
Drop dead!
What are you doing?